this is one of the tamer, yet strangely more bizarre posts on the holymaurymotherofgod blog. whoever does the blog does...
GPOY!! I laughed so hard because the other day I showed my friend pictures of some cakes I had made and he was like “HOW...
THIS IS THE BEST. TUMBLR. EVER.
I have a friend who pulls that shit all the time.
They’re on to me…
god i HOPE this could possibly be true
isnt it “a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” not penis?
“Is baking code for sex now?” “I mean. I’m making him brownies, how could this end in sex?”
oh you dirty dirty whore…